2073:
money can’t buy happiness but it can buy a false sense of security and fruity alcoholic beverages to numb the pain and honestly what’s the difference
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Cue freak out
I am having a fella over tomorrow night and I’m going to cook him dinner with ingredients that he brings me and he will spend time with my flatmates while I cook (probably) and then we will bang and in the morning he is getting up to cook the flat bacon and eggs I dont know how to do this I know how to tap and gap Jesus Christ I don’t know how to actually spend time with someone help
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YEAH????? YOU WANNA TALK SHIT ABOUT ME???? WELL IVE GOT NEWS FOR YOU YOU’RE GONNA probably make me cry
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